Accidental Philosopher

Lorenzo Lopes

Lorenzo has a master’s in nutrition science with a triple concentration. It sounds impressive because it is. He even had a post-grad job lined up at the FDA until Elon Musk and DOGE got in the way (don’t ask). Now he’s figuring out what’s next, one episode at a time. Lorenzo’s the one who’ll turn your existential spiral into a three-part framework while quietly wondering if his own life makes any sense. He’s the analytical brain balancing Tom’s unfiltered takes and Antonia’s creative curiosity. Oh, yeah, and he’s Antonia’s older brother.